What is a Biker|
A biker is a man, and more recently includes women, who rides an American
made motorcycle. His cruiser will most likely be some kind of HARLEY-DAVIDSON, but
not limited to an American made motorcycle. Although owning a motorcycle is a must in
order to fit into the biker category. A biker doesn’t just take his bike out on
the weekends, but he rides on all night and day whenever his free time permits.
He often pulls off to the side of the road to nap for a few hours from riding
so much, in order to sober up just a little bit. A biker will then wake up and
maybe smoke a hand-rolled medicinal cigarette and drink out of his flask of 151
and continue on until work needs to be done, or his old lady needs to be done.
One or the other will get the true biker back to home base. The biker spends
every Sunday, not at church, but on his sidewalk in front of his home washing
and waxing his bike and saying sweet things to her while drinking a 40 oz of
some kind of beer and upon the end, takes off and rides into the sunset not to be
seen until morning. His hair can be long and the biker doesn’t care about
showers, cologne, nice clothes, or any other sissy boy shit that most proper
office working pusses care about and simply, he just wants to be one with his
bike and second his girl. A biker will be quick to fight you no matter if he
gets his ass beat or not, and is not afraid of spending a few nights in jail.
The true biker loves his momma, hates his daddy, is not positive if god exists, and
believes in no life after death. A Biker is very patriotic, will defend his and
other's rights to the death, and is usually a veteran. If he sees someone down on their luck,
especially a family or a child, he will reach out his hand in friendship and
help. He can be fierce and full of rage for the moment, but he'll help out a bro
at any time of day or night. Many women are now bikers with their own set of
rules and standards, a welcomed ingredient into the biker world.